Spazkid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario's Cataclysm]

What can I say about this?

This is exactly like every other Maro trying to blow up the castle gag thats been going on for I dunno like, 6 years now? Youd of thought the same sprite animators would evolve from doing the running gag but apparently not. Even the same exact Stock sounds and Same effects are repeated constantly. Its not funny, nor will it ever be in this time and age.

Word of advice? Animate something that has some sort of value like I dunno VOICE ACTORS or A PLOT. Something you wont look back years from now and think "I hate me"

[The Death of Nyan Cat]

Your authors comments enrages me.

Animation was ok but it was way to short with minimal to no effort I saw in what a time frame of about 30 seconds? What the fuck boom meme is like 2003 meme territory. In other words, its old and not funny.

The fact that you literally copy'd the same loop of the creeper saying "wtf" its kind of disappointing. Try making something that doesnt appeal to fucking kids and the 4chan community.

And hire some writers. You dont have to pay them with some fixed salary just get someone who can write coherently, and doesn't rely on shitty internet humor to force out a few cheep laughs.

You obviously can animate, but even if you were a top animator
your animation work alone wont save a flash. Its that extra shit that will.

[Pwanchi Burger Episode 1]

what the fuck is pwanchi?

I'm not genuinely going to insult this, but I am gonna point out some MAJOR complaints ive got with this flash.

The intro audio is unnaturally loud and there is alot of clipping. Not to mention the singing is pretty awkward. Its mainly off key and Doesn't really make sense with the actual music playing

Some of the voice actors are way to low, and its hard to understand alot of the audio. humors not really my thing but could of done without the 10 year old sounding chef and ear piercing audio.

just change the intro , and fix some voice work, and maybe higher some more writers.

[Pokemon PoopBrown Version]

jesus

The writing trash, It was lazily sprited to gether, And it was unbelievably long with unfunny and long running jokes, Make something good for once.

Eastbeast responds:

I think your reviews lack any form of construction so its hard to take them seriously. An angry kid is all I see. Learn to respect yourself so you can have some respect for others work, maybe you'll be a little happier.

[Human race in a nutshell]

I laughed

What special ed was trying to say instead of role playing to himself. This was funny and deserving of 10. The frame by frame was smooth, The style was pretty funny IMO, and I really just liked the randomness, I would describe the voting system like Ed but i'm not like dumb.

[Pokemon coloseum in 6 min]

what?

I'm not gonna flatter you with a senseless score and just state the obvious you need to improve art wise, all your stuff has looked the same ever sense you first started uploading, your like kirbiphore, you spit out stupid game trash and never take the time to improve beyond what you can do. The line style you chose for this is absolutely ass,

I dont get if your going for uniqueness but you sure as hell got me running for the toilet with a mouth full of vomit, your mic quality is also horrible too it literally sounds like something that was made back when Scratch mics with static were the new in (2003) I honestly dont see what people see in this, it looks like 8 year old animation to me.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Hm? (looks at older work)
I think I did improve quite a bit, tough there's plenty of room left to improve on, sure.
Anyway, I'm sure you mean "Your work didn't evolve into my personal taste" rather then "you didn't evolve at all".
Sorry you didn't like it, but eh, it gives brandname reliability.
"Ah, it's Rogerregorroger, so I probably hate it."
Live's a lot easier when you know what to expect, eh?

[SMRPG Waltz of the Forest]

freaking epic!!@

I'm not 12 or younger so I dont find this "cool" but after hearing you butcher banjo tunes with your Voice, First off you can animate, But Everything is so Plain and Generic. Like, It just seems so flat and the only shade I actually saw was made with gradients, gross. Id like to see you actually make something worth watching and not this rehashed generic flat video game shit. You went to art college or whatever the fuck did you not? So why not Prove you know what your doing and instead of maybe putting 2 weeks into it maybe put a little extra time regardless if its video game trash at least id be eye appealing, I'm sick of these soulless eye looking characters with weird fucking anatomy, Why is mario so lanky like luigi? hes a fat stubby plummer, Not everyone looks like something out of an anime. Word of advice? Dont call people tools if you yourself are one.

just a thought, 4 for the smoothness of the flash.

Kirbopher responds:

'Kay. I'll keep that in mind.

Looking forward to seeing Waltz of the Chode, which I expect to have months and months of effort put into. Good luck!

[Second Chance]

little lost

Not much really in this animation, Storywise there was none. A nice explanation would of been better even if it was through the authors comments, Something! Another thing, He found a arm and made a girl bot? Did he just happen to have a slut bot laying around at his robo bachelor pad? and some tweens were kinda awkward, for instance the walk animation. These are important assets to any flash film.

hrechkaness responds:

Hey now, be nice :P. My focus was finishing on time and some sacrifices were made. Hence the lack of story and quickly animated walk cycles. There is much I would have done differently from looking at it but I'm still satisfied with what I came up with in the amount of time.

[Kawaii Robo Star: Xtreme]

Oh Mr Sun, Sun, Mr golden Sun.

Paul told me I had to dignify this with a indepth review because I sounded like a tool so here it is.

this flash is good
suck my dick Paul.

AxelTheNavy responds:

beatiful

[Blue Nova 067]

Awesome

Superb new fight animation for robot day, great angles, great effects, and nice colors. I guarantee the only complaint will be the fact that the girl at the end doesn't have massive tits that giggle erotically so the 13 year old kids can get there jollies of. Honestly,half the users on this site are so predictable.

Hulalaoo responds:

I knew it! why the hell i do not do the tits bigger ?!!! Thanks for the advise