Spazkid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Genie]

Seriously?

What was this? half of the lines were whispered, and the voice of the genie was the exact same as The brown haired kid. I couldn't pay attention because of the constant clipping because you are using a mic that costs as much as a 5 dollars sub. Its garbage, get some voice actors, or stop voicing in your stuff entirely.

ThePivotsXXD responds:

It was a funny cartoon that I cam up with and animated out of imagination. So who the fuck are you to tell me how nice my cartoons are. Yeah they fucking suck. I dont care. I love what I do and honestly I think your just a 26 year old virgin who has no life and reviews on peoples art work only leaving them the worst parts of their cartoons. Like this one for instance. So what If I did the exact same voice for both characters, it's funny, people enjoy it. But you obviously did not. Also, sorry for the late response I've been busy with other cartoons.

[Troll attacks religion]

Bad.

Fix your spelling and punctuation.

trollmanbigballs responds:

FUCK YOU

[VG Exiles - Episode 3]

no.

I was sitting for about 3 minutes waiting for the flash to begin until i realized this was all I was in store for. I assure you I wont be sitting through this boring ass flash. next time dont make a long as fuck slideshow with pretty pictures and id consider watching it, reusing pictures and slow tweens wont gain my attention, effort will. The art was good but everything else...no.

R1665 responds:

Sorry for your lack of an attention span, bro. I guess you'll never know what you missed.

R1665

[Pokemon PoopBrown Version]

jesus

The writing trash, It was lazily sprited to gether, And it was unbelievably long with unfunny and long running jokes, Make something good for once.

Eastbeast responds:

I think your reviews lack any form of construction so its hard to take them seriously. An angry kid is all I see. Learn to respect yourself so you can have some respect for others work, maybe you'll be a little happier.

[Pokemon coloseum in 6 min]

what?

I'm not gonna flatter you with a senseless score and just state the obvious you need to improve art wise, all your stuff has looked the same ever sense you first started uploading, your like kirbiphore, you spit out stupid game trash and never take the time to improve beyond what you can do. The line style you chose for this is absolutely ass,

I dont get if your going for uniqueness but you sure as hell got me running for the toilet with a mouth full of vomit, your mic quality is also horrible too it literally sounds like something that was made back when Scratch mics with static were the new in (2003) I honestly dont see what people see in this, it looks like 8 year old animation to me.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Hm? (looks at older work)
I think I did improve quite a bit, tough there's plenty of room left to improve on, sure.
Anyway, I'm sure you mean "Your work didn't evolve into my personal taste" rather then "you didn't evolve at all".
Sorry you didn't like it, but eh, it gives brandname reliability.
"Ah, it's Rogerregorroger, so I probably hate it."
Live's a lot easier when you know what to expect, eh?

[SMRPG Waltz of the Forest]

freaking epic!!@

I'm not 12 or younger so I dont find this "cool" but after hearing you butcher banjo tunes with your Voice, First off you can animate, But Everything is so Plain and Generic. Like, It just seems so flat and the only shade I actually saw was made with gradients, gross. Id like to see you actually make something worth watching and not this rehashed generic flat video game shit. You went to art college or whatever the fuck did you not? So why not Prove you know what your doing and instead of maybe putting 2 weeks into it maybe put a little extra time regardless if its video game trash at least id be eye appealing, I'm sick of these soulless eye looking characters with weird fucking anatomy, Why is mario so lanky like luigi? hes a fat stubby plummer, Not everyone looks like something out of an anime. Word of advice? Dont call people tools if you yourself are one.

just a thought, 4 for the smoothness of the flash.

Kirbopher responds:

'Kay. I'll keep that in mind.

Looking forward to seeing Waltz of the Chode, which I expect to have months and months of effort put into. Good luck!

[Second Chance]

little lost

Not much really in this animation, Storywise there was none. A nice explanation would of been better even if it was through the authors comments, Something! Another thing, He found a arm and made a girl bot? Did he just happen to have a slut bot laying around at his robo bachelor pad? and some tweens were kinda awkward, for instance the walk animation. These are important assets to any flash film.

hrechkaness responds:

Hey now, be nice :P. My focus was finishing on time and some sacrifices were made. Hence the lack of story and quickly animated walk cycles. There is much I would have done differently from looking at it but I'm still satisfied with what I came up with in the amount of time.

[Kawaii Robo Star: Xtreme]

Oh Mr Sun, Sun, Mr golden Sun.

Paul told me I had to dignify this with a indepth review because I sounded like a tool so here it is.

this flash is good
suck my dick Paul.

AxelTheNavy responds:

beatiful

[Blue Nova 067]

Awesome

Superb new fight animation for robot day, great angles, great effects, and nice colors. I guarantee the only complaint will be the fact that the girl at the end doesn't have massive tits that giggle erotically so the 13 year old kids can get there jollies of. Honestly,half the users on this site are so predictable.

Hulalaoo responds:

I knew it! why the hell i do not do the tits bigger ?!!! Thanks for the advise

[TheBatmanDance]

garbage

The only thing this diseves is a blame <:) Honestly, Animation was poor, audio was awful and the quality was terrible. Why would I wanna see this on youtube or go to your website? when the fuck was the batman dance thing even funny and trollface cameo? Really? I wish there was a negative rating system this deserves that.

Jim-Jam155 responds:

Now that's just rude.
newgrounds community sucks ...