Spazkid's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Monster Mashing Deluxe]

Dope game, add more girls.

ninjamuffin99 responds:

hell yeah

[Concerned Joe]

I never review games.

I played this entire game, and I must say it was funny to listen to Johnny talk mad shit to me while I try to play, But i'll tell you whats not funny, forced memes, which you filled this with. Good Concept, ok graphics, little difficult.

Now I have to play a bunch of games to get the Umad bullshit off my trophy list, thanks for that by the way.

3D-xelu responds:

Why? Umad? :D

[Cute Critter Carnage]

Such a good Game!

Whats the point? Kill the animals before they die by running into spikes. and what is this a skin of a terrible flash game from 2001 this looks like ass. The hitboxes for the critters thing is to small, and the animation, oh I MEAN the still images arent too attractive either also music is just terrible. Dont bother adding medals its not at all worth that much effort. If this is your idea of amazing work thats pretty sad.

ForNoReason responds:

I would reevaluate my priorities if I were you. You seem to be too easily angered by things you find on the internet. I made this game on my free time just as a fun side project. If you don't enjoy it then that is fine. I didn't make the game for you. I made it for whoever wanted to waste a couple of minutes and have some fun.

[Rebecca Whack: Friday]

pretty slow

This game was pretty slow pace In my opinion. It was hard to manage over 100+ views because everything took a bit out of your speed. You get a perfect launch, a car hits you, bam! you slow down almost to a complete stop. Now I know im suppose to get upgrades but this was just to boring.

Whats with these toss the turtle clones as well? Im sick of seeing these damn things. Isnt there any other type of games out there?

LiLg responds:

No. I think this is the last of the games out there.

[JUMP IT!]

What

181 jumps and im a "kid" thats pretty messed up.
how do you become an adult 500?

up-a-notch responds:

yes...

[Tower of Heaven]

I REALLY Enjoyed the music.

I'm not just giving you a ten for the music. I think this dissevered a ten because its easy to just start playing and legitmently easy to control. Excellent job. I'll go pay my 1 dollar now.

flashygoodness responds:

Thank you kindly!

[Doctor Octagonapus Demo]

Shoop Da whoop

A 4chan meme started in 2006 of the Dragonball Z character Cell in blackface shouting "SHOOP DA WHOOP", "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", and/or "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER", typically ending with the firing of said lazer. Though the origin is disputed, Encyclopedia Dramatica claims it to be a Flash animation called "Syntax Error #2" on /b/.

>2010

Wow.

CapnChaos responds:

I know what shoop da whoop is, but this game is based off of a youtube video called the lazor collerction.

[The Interactive Report 2]

COOL LEARNING GAMES!

Man I sure do love to sit on i'm fucking ass and play Interactive report games. Fuck man, its like doing a school assignment. Fucking brilliant. God i'm gonna go Action script a fucking word search.

blubfaceproduction responds:

Excuse me, sir, but why is it that almost all of my recent submissions have been polluted with very negative and profanity filled reviews from you?