Spazkid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Spider Powers 6]

Are you fucking kidding me?

Seriously? Pedo Bear. I thought you at least were better that that. You know damn well you are capable of writing Something that doesn't revolve around an outaded meme. Im sorry But thats terrible. The animation was fine But the writing is really gonna Take a hit to your score.

Memes are not funny. Nor were they ever. They just force laughs to certain groups of people preferably newfags and People who wanna fit in. I really couldnt of seen you do a Flash with Pedobear as the center of attention. But
wow.

You probably should know that Pedobear takes a liking to Little Girls. The ShotaCat or whatever the fuck its called likes little boys. So You should maybe learn the meme before abusing it.

Im done in conclusion, I'm a faggot.

just2pale responds:

Actually ..

I only make something that I find funny myself. I can't please everyone nor intend on pleasing everyone. Some people may like this, some may not. That is the same with anything I do, or really the same anyone will does to be honest. I don't love every submission some of my fav newground artists do, but that's my opinion. What matters is that I had fun making it and can work on more.

I really appreciate your review and voicing your thoughts.

[The Kirby Collab]

Uhh Ouch

Im sorry. But effort not worth while. I do give credit to some authors however. Because I actually enjoy what they make. But in humor wise it was funny. This might be because Kirbies not funny.

"Insert "suck" joke here" That essentially all you can do. But did you really have to include memes? I understand People use memes so they can feel apart of the internet just as everyone else. However, Memes were meant for 4chan.

Taking 4chan into Newgrounds is a low step. And memes really are uncalled for. Jokes are supposed to be somewhat clever and original. Memes just force laughs and only appeal to newfags and people who don't wanna feel insecure.

Keep it Original, Keep out the internet garbage.

FlashfireEX responds:

As I've said before, there are only like... 3 parts with internet references. I don't understand why people stretch that number so much. Also, there are many successful Flashes with memes in them here on Newgrounds. Take :the game: for example. Maybe it's including memes where they aren't needed? Well the next Collab won't include them at all so hopefully you'll be more satisfied with that.

[Vince The Voodoo doll]

Very moving

I mean that in a sense like Everything was all over the place. Buildings pooping, Backgrounds spinning, Angels changing. Looked Real nice. Well worth the years of wait Very deserving of the FP as well.

Good music choice too. This Jazzish Animation reminded me of some Xbox game called voo doo vince. It was really abstract and all over the place. Really an artsy type Game.

And I fucking hate games so that saying something.

Emanhattan responds:

well this song is from the soundtrack from said game :=)

[ParodyRangersTheMovie P.3]

Oh man.

Im gonna go all out and say. Animated good, Writing bad. Alright, My god, Your jokes didn't really have a point most of them were all forced. Such as did you really have to put in the statue shaped like a dick? This is similar to your previous episodes. Just forced out any random stupid scenario. Practically this whole series should be split up in skits Thats basically all it is. Skits. If theres a story its a weak one.

Kirbopher responds:

That's fine, the script was written like 3 years ago and as much clean-up as I could, it's still pretty old and outdated compared to my writing ability today. Glad you enjoyed the animation though.

[Backwards Day]

Uhh my ears?

That was really loud and obnoxious. The person voicing the protagonist had shitty mic quality and could not act. I gave you a 5 for the spot on animation and the person voicing the fish.

[Leo & Satan II]

The Cinematic Opening.

Jesus fucking Christ. That opening, It blew my mind. I didn't expect something so mind blowing and well made. The shade, The Angles, The Background. It was.. just fucking good. Everything else was funny too.

Oney responds:

daw thanks man :)

[Tracy Girlsname Trailer]

I laughed

at first I wasn't even remotley interested then the fart sequence began slowly
but surely i started laughing. alot.

Joey-Kazaam responds:

Holy smokes, I really liked Pico's Career Day, thanks for the review and I'm glad you liked it.

[W.I.W.N.W.A...? Taxes]

Haha ow my sides.

No im not laughing at the hilarious impact this flash gave me. Im laughing at how miserably bad this is. First off your animating a stick animation yet you still manage to fuck that up. Im certainly surprised this made a 3.00 as it should of been blammed immediately. Its a good thing you had the Queen of Newgrounds to shine some light on this vacuum sealed turd. All and all. Bad.

MFRS responds:

Hey, i cant make everyone to like the videos i make so... . So i see you probably wouldn't want to see more of my series, so i won't ask :P. Anyways, thanks for your opinion.

[I Said NO]

No?

that was horrid. You know those videos where it opens up with a badly drawn ms paint weaboo recolor and immediately you are greeted by 2 girls squeaking loudly because they think That is the type of shit lurkers want to fucking encounter? This gave me that vibe.

It doesn't help that you added in Herbert. Thats like throwing sugar near the fucking ant hill its gonna attract enormous faggots. To think the only reason people gave this anything was because of that quick family guy joke cash in. ALL and ALL the animation was fine. The mic quality was horrible, next time if you're gonna make something which looks like weeks of effort, Good quality voice actors are a must.

IN CLOSING: Avoid Obvious jokes from 2006... Jesus fucking Christ.

[Facebook Twitter]

Hey this is one of those...

obscenely long well animated flash cartoon that took forever to get to the fucking point. OTHER THANK THAT GUD JOB.